Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Top Ten iPhone

David Letterman, who gives us the top ten signs you've purchased a bad iPhone 4.


Top 10 Signs You've Purchased A Bad iPhone 4
  1. Only Accepts Calls From Mel Gibson
  2. You Check Your Email And It Shocks Your Nuts
  3. There's No Lather When Washing Your Cornea (Oh, I'm Sorry, That's A Sign You've Purchased A Bad Eye Foam)
  4. Looks, Smells and Tastes Like A Pop-Tart
  5. "Apple Store" Looks Suspiciously Like Some Dude's Trunk
  6. You Keep Getting Anonymous Texts Reading, "iPhone Kill You"
  7. Pre-Loaded With Naked Photos Of Steve Jobs
  8. Operates on 20 "D" Batteries
  9. Automatically Answers Every Call With A Computerized, "Yello!"
  10. To Make A Call, You Have To Insert A Quarter

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