In response to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when held by a human hand, Apple today launched iHand. A synthetic appendage that makes it easy for anyone to “get a grip” on iPhone and not negatively alter their signal.
iHand is so easy to use, it doesn’t require a manual. Simply insert iPhone 4 into iHand’s adjustable fingers, raise it to your ear and start talking. With iHand, you get all the functionality of the human hand, without the signal-sucking biology that encumbers most iPhone owners.